Top 5 Funny stories that happened in my family and not in my family

#5 1981. I was 3 years old, and my older brother Courtney was 7 years old at the time. My mom had bought Weight Watchers ice cream sandwiches for my Courtney at the time. Well at the time, I was sneaking in the refrigerator all hours of the night eating about a couple of Weight Watchers ice cream sandwiches. Two of my other older brothers Marcus and Troy that were there, my mom would accuse them of eating up Courtney's ice cream sandwiches. My mom didn't believe them when my older brothers told her that they didn't eat his ice cream sandwiches. So, one night at 3 AM in the morning my mom heard paper rattling and went into the living room and spotted me opening up the ice cream sandwich and eating it.

My mom said to me, "Paul why are you eating up your brother's ice cream sandwiches?"

I boldly said, "Because it's good and I like it." I was only 3 years old at the time and I still remember that like it happened yesterday.

#4 1998. My 5^th oldest brother Troy and his girlfriend Paula at the time sent for me and my mom to come to Orlando, FL to stay with them. Troy had taken us out somewhere in Orlando (I believe it might have been a Flea Market in Orlando). Troy was joking around with our mom saying to her, "Ma, what are you, a size 2?" My mom said, "No boy!" My mom always told everyone that my 5^th oldest brother Troy is the one that gave her the most trouble and she calls him son #5. My mom had seven of us all boys and she always say that she has to number us.  Troy responded, "Ma, all you eat is fruit, vegetables, and drink water. People will ask you one day, Ms. Grady what would you say was the reason for your longevity? Ma, you at 103 is gonna say "it was that purified water." Troy had me and my mom laughing because it was so funny.

#3 1996. My mom has a friend Shirley May Dodson (Ms. May) who lived in Brooklyn, NY, now Ms. May lives in the Bronx. Ms. May lived in Hartford, CT for many years. Ms. May always used to take the train from NY to CT. Ms. May was telling me the time her wayward daughter Nina told her son to slam his grandma. Ms. May is about 5' 8" and Ms. May's grandson is about 6' 3" Listening to his mom, Ms. May's grandson picked Ms. May and slammed Ms. May. Ms. May used to lift a lot of heavy stuff on her job, so her grandson really wasn't thinking about that when he slammed Ms May. My mom's friend  Ms. May told me that she must have slammed her grandson like 10 times. This wasn't the funny part. The funny part was when Ms. May told me that she said to her grandson, "You're getting heavy and pretty soon I won't be able to do this anymore." I thought that was so funny.

#2 1994. Conversation in the classroom and on the basketball courts. It all started when we were in Reading class. 

Ramon: Yo, Anthony Gray (16 years old 6' 2") got in a fight at the mall.

Jonathan: Yo, I beat up Anthony Gray in Sunday school when we were in kindergarten, and I beat him up in 6th grade. I don't like that kid.

Us: Who did he fight?

Ramon: A white boy (13 years old 5' 4")

Us: Who won?

Ramon: …It was a tie.

Us: Okay.

Now we were on the basketball courts at Bloomfield high school, and we are all just shooting around. It must have been like 8 or 10 of us talking. Jonathan thought it would be cool if he instigated something.

Jonathan: Yo, Shelton do you think you can beat Ant in ball?

Shelton: Yep!

Anthony: Okay yo.

Me: You think you can beat Ant in ball?

Shelton: Yeah and I will beat you too Paul.

Jonathan: Hey Shelton do you think you can beat Ant in fights?

Shelton: Of Course. You think I'm going to say uh… yeah, shoot!

Jonathan: LOL!

Anthony: We don't want to get on how Alex beat you up now!

Us: (Sucks teeth) That's old news!

Shelton: We don't want to get on how a little white boy beat you up at the mall... AND IN FRONT OF GIRLS'. (Shelton punches his hand to demonstrate how bad Anthony was beaten up) Yo, why are you here? Don't show your face around school and for real yo you should get off the basketball courts!

Us: LOL!

Me: I heard from Ramon Flores that it was a tie.

Jonathan: Yeah, I heard from Ramon Flores that it was a tie.

Shelton: No, it was not a tie Ant got his butt whupped!

Jonathan: So, Shelton white boy handled his business?

Shelton: Yo, white boy handled his business. Ant can’t see white boy. He told Ant several times to shut up and stop talking junk and Ant was sleeping on white boy. In fact, mostly everyone on the basketball courts can beat up Ant. (Shelton call a few of us out) Jonathan you can beat up Ant he can't fight... Paul you can beat up Ant he can't fight... Alli you can beat up Ant he can't fight... Whaley you can beat up Ant he can't fight... I'm telling y'all Ant don't have hands he can't fight! (Shelton demonstrated how Anthony getting beaten up like he did how Anthony embarrassed himself and his friends at the mall) 

Me: I heard that Ant was getting his hits. Ant you were getting your hits right?

Shelton: No Paul!

Me: Ant did you get at least a hit?

Anthony: No... Yo, I got my butt whupped!

Me: Shelton (I was prepared to hear some gossip) what happened?

Shelton: Paul this is what happened. Ant started it & white boy finished it! (Slang terminology for Anthony was running his mouth and white boy shut his mouth)

Some of the funniest things that happen sometimes is conversations we have on the basketball courts or at school.

#1 1983. My 2nd oldest brother Terrance met a girl when he was selling magazines in Detroit, MI back in 1975. They were 16 years old at the time. Terrance and the girl who would eventually be his wife hit it off when they met. She sent my Terrance a picture of her. Terrance was going to Greater Hartford Community College before it became Capital Community College, and Terrance met a woman (Lena) in Hartford back in 1978 (while my 2nd oldest brother Terrance and my 3rd oldest brother Rory were both in Jobs Corp). Terrance and Lena were going out for a while (a year) and they got them a place together in Downtown Hartford back in 1979 (where Terrance, his girlfriend Lena, and Rory were living in at the time). Well, Lena was not the marrying type, and Terrance could sense that when he brought her by my mom's house in 1980 (on Mother's Day) and my mom knew in her heart that this woman wasn't right for Terrance but didn't want to say anything (A mother's instinct). So, Terrance was talking to the woman (Betty) he met in Detroit in 1975 on the phone and Terrance moved to Detroit in 1981 (where he was staying with Betty and Betty's parents while working at Tony March Buick for Betty's father and attending the University of Michigan); Terrance fiancée's father bought them a house in 1982 and Terrance married his fiancée Betty (Toni) in 1983. This comes the funny part, probably one of the funniest I'm not your baby daddy story that you would ever hear. Terrance's ex-girlfriend Lena had a son (Tarik) who was 2, Terrance brought his wife Betty (Toni) to her house in Hartford. Terrance had a son (Terrance, Jr.) that was a year old with his wife and they were expecting another baby boy (Kenneth) that same year in 1983. Terrance's ex-girlfriend Lena told my mom what happened. Terrance's wife Betty (Toni) was cooking up all of the food up using up all of the spices in Terrance's ex- girlfriend Lena's kitchen.

Terrance said to his ex-girlfriend Lena (referring to his wife Betty (Toni), "This my woman. I like my woman yellow. See that yellow and she cook real good too. You see how she cook for everyone in here. She even cook for you too (referring to his ex-girlfriend Lena) Terrance saw his ex-girlfriend Lena's son (Tarik) and said to his ex-girlfriend Lena, "This is a pretty Puerto Rican baby, but he is not my kid." So Terrance picked up the baby, held the baby, and Terrance was playing with the baby. Terrance then was talking to the baby in Spanish because Terrance could speak fluent Spanish. The baby was laughing at every word that Terrance was saying to him.

Terrance said to his ex-girlfriend Lena, "There you go. Look at the boy, now the boy is laughing, can't you see he is not my kid? The boy is laughing because he understands every word that I said and even the boy admits that he is not my kid."

Some stuff will make you laugh to where you will never stop laughing. Every time I think about what my mom said that my 2nd oldest brother Terrance ex-girlfriend Lena said to my mom what Terrance said to his ex-girlfriend Lena, I always laugh. My mom told my 2nd oldest brother Terrance ex-girlfriend Lena when she asked my mom did Terrance ever tell her this. My mom said, "No and he would never tell me that."

Those are my top 5 funny experiences in my family and not in my family.

(In Memory of the late Terrance Devoice Anderson 8/28/1959-9/10/1987)

My 2nd oldest brother the late Terrance Devoice Anderson (August 28, 1959- September 10, 1987) Hartford, CT/Detroit, MI. My brother will always be remembered as a comedian, a salesman, who had the gift of gab, a journeyman, who traveled to 42 states is survived by his beautiful wife Betty (Toni) Frierson Anderson, his 3 children the late Tarik E. Carey (February 3, 1981- September 30, 2010), Terrance Q. Anderson, and the late Kenneth Eugene Anderson (May 2, 1983- November 7, 2010). My brother is a constant reminder of live life to the fullest and because of that my brother will always be remembered for what he has done.

Terrance & Betty (Toni) Anderson

Daycare Workers Charged After Scaring Kids With ‘Scream’ Mask

There is a lot of sick and childish people in this world, at one daycare in Hamilton, MS is closed due to the daycare workers dressed in "Scream" Halloween masks scaring 2-year-olds & 3-year-olds. No daycare should feel like "the haunted house." Children are dropped off at a daycare where they can feel safe. The parents pay the daycare center to watch their children Monday thru Friday for 8 hours. I had a summer job working at a daycare center in Hartford when I was 14 working from June till the end of July. I kind of understand how daycare centers run from the short time I worked in one. Anyway, the parents got a chance to see what the atmosphere was like at a daycare in MS. The workers got what they deserved because there are uncomfortable situations like that that have 2-year-olds and 3-year-olds afraid to go back to that kind of environment. Some toddlers even have been abused & neglected at a daycare and that should never happen. I couldn't believe how the workers were laughing and screaming knowing how they were traumatizing the kids. 

My mom never took me nor my 6 older brothers to daycare when we were toddlers. My mom took me and 2 of my older brothers to work with her when were 4-years old when my mom babysat for different couple's babies in West Hartford. I remember going to a recreational daycare in Hartford when I was 8 and played games but that was different. When I watch anything disturbing like that, I can't help but to respond the way that I do. The workers were all fired and rightfully so and they served some jail time which "that ought to teach them a lesson." That is all for shared videos on free speech on all topics, till next time keep an eye out for more blogs like this. God Bless You!

Watch: Mom Shows Up to School Board Meeting in Outfit Drag Queen Wore to Event for Students

Watch: Mom Shows Up to School Board Meeting in Outfit Drag Queen Wore to Event for Students

A very concerned mom at an Iowa School Board Meeting dressed in drag to prove a point. There shouldn't be drag queen shows at public school after school PERIOD. Kimberly Reicks is a founder of a conservative parent activist group Iowa Mama Bears. Ms. Reicks wanted to put the school board on notice that just like her outfit was inappropriate to wear at a school board meeting in Ankeny, IA, it's inappropriate for a drag queen to perform at a public school to try and seduce children. Ms. Reicks said how she was embarrassed to be dressed the way she was, but she mentioned that her outfit was the same outfit a drag queen guy dancer had on while performing at her children's school.

This kind of sick mess going on is a reason why parents should homeschool their children. I mentioned in past blog posts that not everyone is for LGBTQ taught in public schools. This mom doesn't like the idea of the indoctrination of the LGBTQ on her children. Ms. Reicks want the school board to pass a resolution that this kind of drag queen shows never happen on school grounds again. Ms. Reicks want an apology. The public school system is failing because it's run by Democratic Governors, Democratic Mayors, Democratic Senators, Democratic Congressmen, and Democratic Congresswomen in blue Democratic cities. That is why the crime is up 200%. If there is no accountability the schools will "run amuck." To restore order, elect Republican Governors, Republican Mayors, Republican Senators, Republican Congressmen, and Republican Congresswomen in those blue Democratic cities. Trust me crime will go down by 140%. Just My 2 Cents. That is all for shared articles on free speech on all topics till next time, keep an eye out for more blogs like this. God Bless You!